1). By not returning my emails/text messages in a timely fashion (if you consider a day or more timely then you need flava flav's clock).
2). Lying about not receiving my email(s) and/or text message(s).
3). Replying with a "so what?" attitude.
4). Calling me anything but my real name.
5). Fucking up my last name. It's four letters; R O B B.
One final note; I love to return favors, so if you tell me to go fuck myself, what do you think I'm going to say to you?