Q). What's up?
A). The fucking sky!
Q). What's new?/What are you working on?
A). Use the fucking website!
Q). Do you want to hang out sometime?
A). Fuck NO!
Q). Have you ever thought about ___________________ or _________________?
A). If I ever need your FUCKING opinions, I'll give them to you.
Q). You seem like a nice guy, but what's up with the profanities?
A). Thank you!